A violist is sitting in the front row, crying hysterically. The
conductor askes the violist, "What's wrong?" The violist answers,
"The second oboe loosened one of my tuning pegs." The conductor
replied, "I admit, that seems a little childish, but nothing to get
so upset about. Why are you crying?" To which the violist replied,
"He won't tell me which one!!"









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